Don't mind me, I just have very large boobs.

I was listening to this podcast and I'm outraged at people who aren't ok with breasts. Just in general. It's not ok that you're not ok with breasts.

And one woman went as far as saying "There is no greater crime then to show cleavage."
REALLY?

I can think of one right of the top of my head. MURDER! That's a horrible horrible crime! Don't tell me that showing the space between my (awesome) breasts is a greater crime than murder.

Honestly, it's not. And I'm really mad that someone would say such a thing. I don't know why.
I mean this is something that I don't have control over. . . Well I guess I do have control over it, but I'm not going to do anything about it because it costs at least 6 grand in order for me to get a breast reduction.

Don't mind me. I'll just go spend $6000 on a boob job so that YOU will not feel so threated by me.

You know what. YOU should go get that boob job. You know why? Because you're really just jealous of my awesome breasts, and it costs less money to get bigger boobs than it does smaller boobs. ($3000)

I just am really really really really really annoyed at any person to say such a stupid thing. I'm also annoyed at the man who told me my sophomore year of college that my breasts were too big to be attractive. Guess what. I hate both of you. You're both wrong.

You better believe I am posting an awesome cleavage picture.