Guess what?

CHICKEN BUTT!!

And also

I'm nervous because I asked a man out on a date. No more of this hanging out bull shit. A date. And our phones aren't really texting each other. So I'm nervous. And I can't believe I actually did that. And I don't know why, but if he says no, I can just quickly move on I suppose.

This morning

I dropped Olivia off at school today. I was playing on the playground with Daphne and Greta when this other sitter came up to me and told me I had something red on my cheeks. I paused for a moment imagining different endings. One where I used swears and made all the children cry. One where I punched her in the throat and made the children cry...

I took the route without immediate tears and said.

I know my cheeks are red.
And walked away. 
You don't think I've never noticed that my cheeks are red? Ugh. Leave me alone and save your commentary until after I leave.