I sang happy birthday to my dear father tonight. At midnight, I was on the phone with him. He called me back and I answered my phone and paused my TV show at the good part. We were talking, then it turned 12:00 AM and I wished him a happy birthday, and started singing. As I was singing, I was fiddling with the remote and ACCIDENTALLY CHANGED THE CHANNEL! And when you're pausing live tv, you CAN'T change it back to the channel you were watching and have it pick up where you left off! You just can't! And having paused my show in such a critical moment of the action, the only option was to scream NOO!
So my song went like this:
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
NNOOOOO!
Happy --- Dad, I'll explain what happened in a minute, just let me finish singing your song
Birthday dear, Dad,
Happy Birthday to you!
